I woke up as usual one morning getting ready for work. The normal routine, shower, shave, lotions, potions.
When all was done and dried off and up to my most radiant, it was time to get dressed.
I entered the bedroom in a towel, wrapped around my waist. Went to the underwear section in my wardrobes. Opened it and without taking much notice, grabbed a pair of undines and quickly stepped into them and pulled them up.
a few brief seconds passed(no pun intended)and warm strange sensation in my underwear changed into a burning painful experience, all up in my family jewels. I opened my undines to see what the fuck was going on, only to see a swarm of red ants not a few not quiet a lot but hundreds! the realizations of what was going on hit home and AARRRRGGGGHHH! I ran to the shower to drown the little bastards, and clean them of my nut sack.
Once all were exterminated, I went to look where they came for the rest of the underwear was a nest they seam to have found a nice new home in.
Not all bad though, for 2 days after I swelled up to twice the size and felt like Mandingo. Just wish it would stay that size forever!
P.S. Mandingo he is a black American porn actor with a massive fat cock! lol
just like mine the morning of the ant attack.
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