Monday, December 7, 2009

Bring on next saturday night :)


I had been seeing this girl for a few weeks and all was going good,
so one night we met up in town had a few drinks and headed back to her apartment. Everything was going well and we ended up in bed having fantastic sex. Then all of a sudden her phone started to ring and she told me to be quiet,so I did. 

I could hear an angry guys voice and after she hung up I asked if everything was ok
She replied "yeah,just an old b/f wanting to come and see me"
So I laughed and said "just don't let him in"
She said "he has a key"
So now I start to panic a lot and I hear a knock on the door. So I shit myself and tried to hide but there was only the kitchen I could run too,so I did

But I forgot to gather my clothes,BAD MOVE
So now I'm stuck in the kitchen naked and cold. 
And now they sit in the living room and decide to have a long chat
(Now there is no way to get to the bedroom to get my clothes without them seeing me so I had to listen to them going to the bedroom have sex then fall asleep. 

When I thought it was safe I came out of the kitchen headed for the bedroom, when the door opened and the guy left and went into the toilet,that was when I made my move to run in grab my clothes (without shoes)

And head back to the kitchen in record time
Then I waited till the guy went back to the bedroom I got dressed and run out of the apartment. 

Now I have no idea if the guy heard me,but I didn't look back and run down the street in just my socks hoping the guy wasn't chasing me
After I thought I was far enough away I lit up a cigarette and headed for home laughing to myself on what a weird and lucky escape I had. 
Bring on next saturday night :)

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