Thursday, December 3, 2009

paperbag

A female friend to me is you know a typicall angellike girl, never have one night stands and she's very Mrs Perfect. She had a long term relation with a guy name Marcus. After 4 years of Happiness they finished their relation.
She went out with me and some other dudes and dudies for party.

She met a cool guy, very sweet guy name Hampus. After loads of alcohol they went to his place for sex, they had the most amazing sex, all kind of positions, up n down, back n forth. The morning after, she woke up with a wonderful feeling in her body. She forget her X bf already and she really likes this new guy Hampus.

She sees that his not there, she's alone in the bed and she goes for the kitchen for breakfast, in his apartment. After breakfast she see a note from him.

Hi Bella!
Thanks for last night, I had an amazing time and I'm falling for you already ♥
I have to work today so leave the keys thru the postbox ( the postbox goes thru the door into the main hall floor)

She got happy and felt like she had to take a crap (bad stomach) :)
She goes into his bathroom and discover his toilett is broken.
She thought OMG! What shall I dooooo????

She takes a paperbag and takes a shit in that bag.. And puts it in the hallway.

Then she's writing a note to him like Oh Hampus I really like you and heres my number, see you tonight, Love Bella.

She goes out of his apartment, locks the door and throws the keys into the postbox.
Then she's leaving the building and thinks SHIT! OMG! I forgot the paperbag

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