2 years ago while at university in Dublin,.. i was living with my college friends in the usuall cheap, run-down, delapadated, old houses that students rent out. There was about 8 of us living in this place that we called 'the palace', and it only had 4 rooms... and only 6 beds... so some guys were even sharing a double bed for the semester! but it was great fun and we were all good friends...
however, the problems would arise when someone had some 'company' and they were going to have a girl back i the bed... so that mean the other guy would have to sleep in the sitting room on a chair for the night!!
well,.. one night i was out... and i was with a girl that i met and we were going to go back to my bedroom after the party...
but this was the third night in one week that i was kicking my room mate out of the room to bring back a girl!!!
my room mate was not happy!! so we had a big arguement on the phone... and i told him to be out of the room when i get back or there will be war!!!
so when i got back he was gone...
and i threw the girl on the big bed and we started ripping eachothers clothes off and going at it hard, rolling around on the bed...
then i got a bad smell... shit!
first i thought oh no... i smell! no it wan't me....
oh no maybe my shoe!... no not my shoe...
then i realised it was off the girl... so she was lying on the bed and i was on top and when she sat up she could smell it too!! there was shit all over her shoulders and back.....!!!!!
my flat mate took his revenge!
he took a big shit in the middle of the bed under the sheet....
obviously the girl freakd out!
jumped up crying and screaming ran to the bathroom...
while all i could hear down stairs was the crying laughter of my friends!
i just laughed too...
the girl washed, cryed, and ran out the door...
Story by university boy
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