Sunday, December 20, 2009

what's wrong with your penis?

I met a girl years ago who I really liked and I was worried that when we finally have sex I would finish very quickly because she excited me so much. So I went to the store before our date and bought something called Maintain, which makes a guys private area numb to make our sex last longer.The last thing I wanted was to disappoint this beautiful girl.

So we had a great date and finally made it to my home and right before we had sex I told her I needed to go to the restroom to use mouthwash, but I really went and put the Maintain on myself.


I then came back to the bedroom and we started making out and she kept wanting to go down on me and I tried to stop her many times but finally I let her and after about a minute or two of her giving me oral sex she looked up at me and spoke with her mouth frozen half shut and said "I can't feel my lips or mouth what's wrong with your penis?"


I was very embarassed and had to tell her the truth; that I just wanted to make her happy and give her great sex and I was so sorry to make her mouth numb.
I felt very stupid.


She was nice about the whole thing and after her mouth went back to normal we had a great night together.

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